Bracing myself for questions such as
2. Mbona uko too picky ( forever is too long for me not to be picky)
3. Weddings are too expensive, why not do the maize cobs one ( Mafefe… Come we stay basi kama hujaget still) such people don’t have lashes ( rúkofe)
4. Lower your standards miaka inasonga ( will it pause if I lowered these standards surely)
5. Mbona usipate mtoto as you wait for to get married juu time … ( the AUDACITY)
6. Huogopi biological clock inasonga ( I Didn’t even love Biology in school)
7. Mchele utatuitia when ( well I can cook as we wait together)
8. Then there are these ones we congratulate on their wedding day and send a weird DM ” Si wewe ulinikataa” like who hurt you bro… Hata sai it’s a NO NO FROM ME no offense
9. Hujapata mutu bado (question should be mtu hajanipata bado… Juu that’s the order in scripture… Mimi I position myself of course.
10. Btw unajua Brother Benard is single ( that guy in church or social gatherings that people try to hook you up with and make things awkward and you obviously do not even see each other that way) but oh well you’re old and have no luxury of choice
11. Wewe nikupost na watu rika yako ni 3rd born wanapata…( That’s why am posting juu I have all the time na sina 3rd born on the way) Jesus… As a Christian huyu utamjibu aje surely.
12. Then there are these TATAS ( Aunties) That make family gatherings really unbearable.:
.. ” Mimi nikiwa miaka yako nilikuwa na watoto wanne. Na huyu uncle yako hakuwa ameokoka akinioa. Kama Kanisa haina watu, Etha kimúdú kiega gí kió ( look for a good, hardworking man) umubandilishe polepole. ( The uncle she’s talking about, got saved at 60 and she has marks of physical abuse from him all over. Am not even sure he’s saved …but well ni kimtu kizuri juu Hana Nguvu ya vita at 60)
13. Wewe si utazeekea kanisa Wajirú…
14. TUNASHONA KITENGE WHEN? When you want to dear… I know so many KITENGE plugs… And kitenge is so cliche I might not do it for my Ruracio ( Lies… Kitenge tunashona )
(Silly question require even SILLIER answers don’t you think)
WHAT OTHER THINGS HAVE YOU BEEN TOLD AS A 20FINE+ CHRISTIAN GIRL…
Wenye mko 3rd floor Mungu awakumbuke I know you’re having it harder than the rest out here.
Wanjirú you owe it to yourself to get a BESTIE, A PRIEST, A PRESENT FATHER FOR YOUR KIDS, A PROVIDER, and those 20+ mushy mushy things that your “LIST” has. And until that clicks no one should pressure you… PRESSURE tuachie TIRES za Magari pris…
Cut us some slack kindly… I know there are genuine people with genuine questions that are truly awesome . But there are just annoying ones and because we are saved we suck it in and let you make your decisions.
These young women want to honour God in their wait CUT them some slack…
Halafu not every tear we cry in church is SEXUAL SIN RELATED, OR HUSBAND SEEKING RELATED, there’s more to these girls than that…. Some of us are praying about promotions, school fees, scholarship, visas and passports .. or even that beautiful shoe I saw online because why not.
For those still waiting on God. He IS STILL ON TIME even when everything else suggests otherwise … Find purpose and do something WITH this SEASON and not ABOUT IT
PS. NO ONE HURT ME. AM STILL BORN AGAIN, TONGUE SPEAKING, DEMON CHASING GOING TO HEAVEN VERTICALLY.. AND HAVE THE TESTIMONY OF JESUS
