The heartbreak of all heartbreaks is the one you have to go through alone because your friends still think you’re single while you’ve been seeing,”him” secretly for a month now but as it is currently, umeachwa tena kamami.
At least if your friends knew you’re dating and it goes south, you have a shoulder to cry on. Shida ni when you haven’t told them and have to pretend that the soap opera you’re watching is the one making you cry ( issue ni, sai mnawatch comedy like BIG BANG THEORY and there’s nothing teary about it).
But kama huniskii, lemme recommend a movie that will make you cry a river at least…try BLOOD SISTERS… OR THE GUARDIAN ANGEL ( these ones even the men can use as an excuse to cry)
There is privacy/confidentiality but there’s also secrecy. Girl you can’t thrive in secrecy. If they want to hide you like bhang, please run for your dear life because what nonsense… Unless your are also into narcotics.
Another kind of heartbreak is the one you go through alone because in actual reality the guy didn’t even know you were dating him.
I mean, you know the point you get to ask him ” what are we” and he asks “what do you mean?”… And being the understanding girlfriend (not girlfriend) that you are, you write him a long pdf explaining to him what you think you are and he responds with ” am in a serious relationship with someone else” ? That one sends you to HDU in the heartbreak department.
Ah, then there’s this… ” The man that will marry you will be lucky” complement and SISTER JOY, you’re here having all sorts of Wuehs In your head. Like,
“what do you mean, the man that will marry me, kwani where will you be when that man ( air quotes) will be posing THAT question.” Huyu apelekwe casualty department.
There’s also one where you’re friend zoned and he only looks for you when his girlfriend is acting up and you have to give a shoulder because his lady is the devil as he says. You become his therapist for free for 1 week and then just as he came, he disappears until the next ” appointment” and you are here praying that wataachana juu you’ll treat them right. Girl wake up, and take Nescafé coffee. Also, ANZA KULIPISHA HIZO SHOULDER TO CRY ON SESSIONS, at least you’ll be getting something from him if not his heart.
Uhm, have I told you of the one where he calls you for a date only to invite you to his wedding this Friday juu it’s invites only and since you’re VERY important to him and he doesn’t want you to miss it, he invites you personally. Huyu Mazishi ni ya That same Friday juu what is life.
Such will make you go back to your chats and read them one by one scrutinizing, asking yourself what was all that nonsense of talking until midnight. And the daily good mornings. You wonder if you have the same number as his girlfriend’s because what the hell? Why would someone who is seeing someone else be so much available for another.
So SISTER JOY, DON’T BE NAIVE… the Bible says that you should be as calm as a dove but wise as a snake.
Here’s our new girl math SISTER JOY,
1.IF HE HASN’T GIVEN A NAME TO WHAT YOU ARE, DON’T GIVE IT A NAME.
2. IF HE’S NOT DECLARED YOU AN ITEM, YOU’RE TREATING HIM LIKE YOU TREAT THAT BROTHER THAT WEARS COURDROY PANTS WITH MAASAI BELT IN YOUR CHURCH ( which one? Exactly, you don’t even know if he comes to your church)
3. FROM YOUR HEART, COMES THE ISSUES OFF LIFE and so you’ll will treasure it and guard it with everything.
And in your playlist you’re adding the song, EWE MOYO WACHA KIHEREHERE SUKUMU DAMU
